$15T and Counting: Proud to be an American!

Posted: November 17, 2011 in Anarchists & Communists

$15,000,000,000,000 and counting! Yes my fellow Americans, it is a proud day to be an American. Today we reached a new milestone in profligate spending! The federal government now owes over $15 trillion and that debt is growing at a rate of $1,500,000 a minute! You can take comfort in the knowledge that we are literally eating our grandchildren out of house and home as the interest on this debt will enslave them to the federal government for their entire lives!

Yes, nostalgia for debtors prisons will not be long in wanting as these will soon be necessary in order to keep the tax rebellion in line.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! The Federal government’s total Liabilities are over $116,000,000,000,000! Yes that’s 116 trillions dollars. Oh, how I love those government entitlements and government employee benefits. Soon you could become one of the over 47,000,000 food stamp recipients! Nothing like getting some free handouts from the government that we can’t possibly pay for!

Hey, we can always eat the rich right? Oh it warms the cockles ones heart to think about how the Occupy Wallstreet Protesters will soon turn into one big global Charles Manson Family who will kill the rich and eat their dinners will the still warm bodies of the 1% lie bleeding on the dining room floor. Don’t forget to stick a fork into the belly of the dead pregnant lady, Ho,ho,ho! and in just in time for Christmas.

Visions of sugar plums dancing in your head? Oh, no, no, no that can’t compare with blood thirsty mobs rioting in the streets! So this holiday season, give thanks that the anarchists and Marxist revolutionaries haven’t burned down YOUR home yet. After all, you are not the evil 1% that the angry 99% are after… at least not this week… or are you?




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s