Congratulations on your new grandchild!

Posted: March 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

Congratulations on your new grandchild!
Here is his bill:
He owes $45,980 (as of today March 9, 2011). Please recalculate daily by adding $25 + interest. This is the debt he owes on behalf of the Federal Government (not including debts that are owed on behalf of state and local Governments.) Please have him contact the IRS IMMEDIATELY to set up a payment plan so that he can start paying down his debts.
Otherwise, when he grows up, most of his labors will go towards paying interest. And thus, he will have to accept a far lower standard of living than he currently enjoys.
Now you know where all that “Obama money” came from and all of that “Bush money” and all of that “Clinton Money” ad nauseum.
 
Yours Truly,
The IRS: we’re not your father’s tax collector anymore

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